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*Kicks open door* Alright, I'm Ordon, and I'm here to defend Ian.
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Defend me?
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Error. I am the one defending Ian.
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Yeah, you're also a pile of useless scrap. Shut up. Your honor, may I question witnesses?
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As long as your inquiries pertain to the case at hand, I see no reason against it.
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Thank you, Your honor. I call Bucho to the stand.
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Me?
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Yes, you, you big tub of lard. Get up here. I have some questions regarding the evidence you provided.
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I see no reason to question it.
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Well I do. Just answer the question. Then I'll let you go do whatever you were doing before.
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My first question regards the fingerprint on the pill bottle. You are no science whiz, but perhaps you find it odd that a bottle that went through an inferno has a fingerprint on it in perfect condition? It is obvious that it was placed after the inferno.
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Objection! you are not certain it was placed after the fire!
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Then how is it there? If you object again for no reason, I will reprogram you with a large axe. Please answer the question, Bucho.
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Well, I don't know how it stayed on...
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Very well. This question regards the tape. you enlarged a portion of it, correct?
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Well, yes. I did so to prove that the guilty party was Ian.
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But the tape only shows Ian was there. It does not show him starting the fire.
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In addition, your enlargement covers the three openings in the wall for two frames. Something could have happened there. In addition, you removed a portion of the tape.
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I ommitted what was unnesesary.
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It's not up to you to decide what was not needed.
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Very well, Bucho, you may step down.
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You make an awesome lawyer, dude.