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Mr... Ian. Do you recognize this peice of equipment?



Y...yes, I do.

Then what, Mr. Ian, is it?

I...it is a cookie jar...

If that is so, where are the cookies?

I took... the cookies...

Were they your cookies?

N...no...

So you openly admit to stealing from the cookie jar?

No! Never!

Where they your cookies?

No. ._.

Did you have permission to take the cookies?

No... ._.

In my memory database of the laws *beeping - data retrieval* that is stealing, is it not?

Yes...

The prosecution rests, no further questions your honor.

In light of the evidence, I find you, Ian, guilty as charged. Stealing the cookies from the cookie jar.

*Sob*

Oh no!

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Oh yeah! ...

stare
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stare

... ._.; *sits down* ...