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Baby DBZ chap 4: the unknown specie

Fausha walked over to the playpen with a qurivering Bulma and sat her down gently. "There, now isn't that better?" she coaxed as Bulma was sucking on a pink pacfier. 

"Fausha, come here." she heard a male voice call her name. 

"Coming!" she yelled back. She took one quick look at Bulma before rushing off in the direction of the voice.

Little Bulma glared at the plusly carpet for a moment. I hate it here. She thought bittery, the pacfier moving rapidly around her tiny mouth. Why did my daddy bring me here? There's nothing here but perverted freaks and weridos. For a 10 month old, Bulma was exceptionantly smart for her age. She knew about things that most babies didn't know and she could speak a little too although nobody really understood what she was saying. "Goo goo." she muttered. (I hope I never see Roshi again.)

"Goo goo!" a felmale voice called. (Hey Bulma!)

Bulma turned around and saw no other then her friend Chi-chi. "Goo goo!" Bulma cried happily. (Hey Chi, whatssup?)

Chi-chi smiled her toothless grin. "Goo goo goo. Goo goo." (Nothing much. Hey what happened to you yesterday? Why were you crying?)

Bulma sighed. "Goo goo goo." (That kid Roshi came over to me and asked if I wanted to have a bottle of milk with him. I said yes and then he started sucking on my boobs! I slapped him and then I started crying because I thought I got boy cooties.)


Chi-chi glared. "Goo goo goo!" (if that freak comes near you again I'll personally beat him with my pan of doom).

Bulma laughed. "Goo goo." (Thanks Chi-chi.)

"Goo goo goo?" (Wanna go play blocks?) but Chi-chi wasn't paying any attention to her. She was staring at another baby with spiked up hair and was greedly sucking all the milk from the tiny container.

"Goo goo goo?" asked Bulma quizzcially. (Why do you keep staring at Kakarot?)

Chi-chi broke away from Kakarot and turned to her friend. "Goo goo goo." she replied. (I don't know. It's just something about him. I can't put my finger on it.)

"Goo." (Oh).

"Goo goo goo!" Chi-chi said, her wonder about Kakarot forgotten. (Let's go play some blocks!)

Bulma nodded and the two tots walked over to the blocks area.

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Vegeta's eyes were half-way closed as he stared at all the insignifent weaklings around him. "Goo goo." he muttered. (Stupid freaks.)

Vegeta's super-hearing picked up a conversation the adults were having. He sat up and listened. "I can't tell if it's a boy or a girl! The father left before I had a chance to ask!" Fausha cried as she looked at Nappa.

"Well, I can't tell either. It looks like a girl but it has a boy name!" Nappa growled.

"Let's just call it an unknown species until the father gets back."

Nappa nodded. "But I still think that it's a girl!" he stared at the lizard-like baby. A long tail extended from his back and his body was purple. His eyes and lips were colored with a dark shade of red and it almost looked like it was wearing make-up.

Fausha sighed. "Either way, we can't risk it. His father is very powerful."

Nappa nodded. "Ok, well go put it in the playpen for now."

Fausha nodded as she walked over to the playpen and set the unknown species inside of it. "Ok now you be good, ok Frieza?"

Frieza did nothing, as Fausha would've expected. She turned and walked off. Once she was gone, Frieza exploded into a mad rage. "Goo goo goo gah gah!" he cried out angerily as he sent invisible ki blasts after Fausha. (Who do they think I am? I am Frieza, ruler of the universe and I am a boy!)

"Goo goo goo." (More like a he-she to me.)

Frieza whipped his head around to come face-to-face with Vegeta. "Goo goo goo?" (Who the hell are you?)

"Goo goo goo." (Im glad you asked.) Vegeta grinned devilsy. "Goo goo goo. Goo goo." (I am Vegeta, prince of all sayians!)

"Goo goo goo." (You look more like a monkey to me.) Frieza said, looking at the tail wrapped around Vegeta's waist.

Vegeta ears went red. "GOO GOO GOO!!!" (I AM NOT A MONKEY I AM THE PRINCE OF ALL SAYIANS!)

Frieza snickered. "Goo goo goo." he muttered. (Whatever you say, monkey boy.)

"Goo goo goo." (Atleast I'm not an unknown species.)

This time it was Frieza's turn to turn red. "Goo goo." (Shut up.)

Meanwhile, Kakarot had picked the perfect time to drop his empty bottle and crawl over to the fuming prince and the purple lizard. Kakarot stared at Frieza for a minute before saying, "Goo goo goo. Goo goo?" (I've never seen you here before. Who are you?)

Frieza growled. "Goo goo." (I am Frieza, the future ruler of the universe.)

"Goo goo goo." (Oh so ur a fridge that has lots of yummy milk inside?)

Frieza's face flashed a look of murder. "Goo goo goo!!" (I am not a fridge I am a person!)

"Goo goo goo." (More like a deformed person.)

"Goo goo goo!" (Stay out of this Prince of all monkeys!)

Vegeta's eyes went white for a second. "Goo goo goo!" (What did you say?!)

Kakarot, the peacemaker of the group, tried to clam them down. "Goo goo goo!" he pleaded. (C'mon guys, lets not fight.)

"Goo goo!" (Shut up!) They said at the same time.

Kakarot sighed as he watched them fight. Will he ever get any peace?

A/N: Hoped you enjoyed the chapter and also that I updated so fast to make up for the last short chapter. Review!