: IAN! I LOVE YOU!
: scream NO!!! -=runs off=-: Ian! Love! Wait! -=chases after hopping around like a fairy=-
: heart _ heart YAOI! YES!!!: gonk No! Not Yes Moira! -=hiding in a tree=-: I will get you down Ian! -=starts climing the tree=-
: scream stressed I WILL KILL YOU IAN!!!!!!!!!
: eek RUN IAN! -=gets evil glare from Sasha=- I-i mean....WOOFWOOF! -=hides=- : gonk -=climbs down and starts running again=-: -=tackles Ian=- MUWHAHAHA PWNED IAN! : -=sits on Ian=- So Ian. Do you want me to pay your bail?: gonk I think I'll take me chances in jail! -=sobs lightly=-: Aww. I cant have that now can I?: heart _ heart YAOI! YES!!! -=drooling by now=- So hawt....-=takes pictures=-: gonk Moira! Please help?: What do you need help with Ian, love?: evil I WILL MURDER YOU IAN VERY VERY SLOWLY! -=ish tackled by Moira=-: I cant have you hurting Ginos little love, now can I? -=ties up sasha=-: -=ish tied up=- I will set your store on- -=gets mouth ducktaped=-: Thanks Moira! I owe ya one. -=hands her like 50K=-: -=goes shopping for clothes at Sasha's store=-: Hmm....I wonder....Ian are you gay?: What do you think Rufus?: I'll take that as a yess -=huggles Ian and drags him to his new mansion=-: hey Ian like this comfy bed?: OMFG NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! leave me the hell alone!: oh but dear y not?: -=ish looking in window=- AW CRAP!!!!: -=tries to escape but Gino takles him down on bed=-: oh Ian let me just take tur coat and hat off for u. AND THE REST OF UR CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!GINO IS GAY PART 4?
: WHY DO YOU DENY ME WHEN WE BOTH HAVE BURNING LOVE FOR EACH OTHER!!!: ME? HAVE BURNING LOVE FOR YOU? WHY WASN'T I INFORMED?????: I HOPE THEY LIVE HPPLY EVER AFTER<3: UMM............ I DONT LIKE THE WAY YOU HAVE THOSE ROPES!!!!: IANS GOING TO SECONED BASE BEFORE ME...NOT IF I GET TO CHOOSE ITS A THREESOME OR A NO SOME!!!!!: OMG GINOS SERIOSE I MEAN I GUESED BUT NEVER ACTUSLY.... 
: so I guess me and Gino would have of never worked out. oh well there goes my dreams -=cries=-: -=when Ian screames noooo gino puts a strong sleeping pill in Ians mouth=-: -=falls alsleep=-: hehehe -=pulls of Ians clothes and starts the "lovin"=- ahhh this is great.: -=wakes up and sees Gino ontop of him=- OMFG U FRIGGEN GAY PERVERT!!!!! : -=walks by and sees them=- OMG!!!! -=faints=-(notes: they both now have clothes on but are on bed.)
: oh look we made Merdith faint: you mean you made her faint... stare : oh Ian you fight like a girl but your really a guy thats its ok for me to like u!!!: ok there is just something really rong with u maybe u aren't completely healed from that day we found u on the beach.: oh no now I'm even better becuase i have u.: -= falls backward and prretends to be sick=- oh Gino I think i'm suffering from Mad Gino desise ( xd ) pleaase take me to the hospital.: Oh NO! Ian it's gonna be all right just hang in there! -=picks up Ian and rushes him to a hospital=-: -=at hospital thinking ah yess it worked=-: hello my name is Dr. Bucho how may i be of assistance?: aw crap!!!: um u know Dr. Bucho i think I'm fine now but thanks for the offer!: Oh yay know lets go back to my house!: um u know i was thinking maybe i could go back to my cell.: OH NO i cant let u go in that filthy thing!: but i want to now good bye!: oh bye! see u soon!: -= mumbles=- lets hope not.1 HOUR LATER
: HEY IAN! I'm now cell mates with u!: Damnit! y does it always turn out bad! oh well the good thing is that we both get our own one person bed!: uh I think im gonna slip past the guards and take a walk: ok bring me back a duster, a mop and water, a few urtainse, some pillows and balnkets, a cool rug, some paintings, and some air freshener: um no...: oh fine i'll get them tomorrow when it's my turn to take a walk: uh sure what eve -=runs as fast away all the way to montana and gets in prison there=- ah finally I'm away from him!NEXT DAY:
: hmm Ian still isn't back! OH NO HE WENT TO MONTANA! (some how knows) -=runs to Montana and to the jail Ian is at=- oh Ian there is no way to escape me now come along we must go back: Crap oh fine... -=thinks ill just find another way=-1 HOUR LATER
: ok now that we're back im gonna put an extra strenght lock on here so u can't get out! and i have hidden the key!: -= mumbles Like i dont have a pair of lock cutters under my bed...=-: oh and i through away thoose lock cutters u had!=-: will this comic never end?: hey i've come to free u : oh thank u Sasha u were always so nice!: huh? oh im talking to Gino.
: WHAT?!?!!?!?!?: oh but Sasha how could I ever leave me dear Ian?: ok man there is something way to rong with u!: ok ok ok fine I admit it! i am really A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!: *faints*: Gasp!: Gasp!: Gasp!: Gasp!: Gasp!: Gasp!: Gasp!: Gasp!: THANK GOD!
