Yay, More facebook crap!
So, I have this app. on my FB account that tells you when your going to die and how.
Imma post a few of my results.
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Date: January 13 of 2083 at 6:24 pm.
Cause: Assasinated by santa
Age: 87 years old
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Date: November 12 of 2057 at 9:49 pm.
Cause: Sliped on a banana peal and impaled by a spike
Age: 62 years old
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Date: February 14 of 2048 at 9:23 pm.
Cause: Fall down the stairs, get up and think you are ok until, all of a sudden, a huge anvil pulverises your head with AMCE written on it
Age: 52 years old
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Date: September 7 of 2067 at 6:49 pm.
Cause: Impaled in the eye by brass andirons
Age: 72 years old
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Date: September 26 of 2061 at 7:17 am.
Cause: Died when the Earth ended because there was the apocalyspe.
Age: 66 years old
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Date: November 4 of 2029 at 3:18 am.
Cause: Pressed the wrong button on a futuristic explosive ice cream machine
Age: 34 years old
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Date: December 18 of 2048 at 2:18 pm.
Cause: Jumping out of an airplane with much younger instructor and BOTH chutes fail to open!
Age: 53 years old
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Date: September 26 of 2030 at 3:37 pm.
Cause: Heart attack while watching a play
Age: 35 years old
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Date: October 11 of 2020 at 7:43 am.
Cause: Killed by mutated pinguins and eaten by the first scarecrow that came to life.
Age: 25 years old
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Date: January 5 of 2030 at 4:12 pm.
Cause: Eaten by sharks in the sea
Age: 34 years old
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Date: November 1 of 2028 at 10:17 am.
Cause: Shot by a robber at your convenience store
Age: 33 years old
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Date: October 27 of 2080 at 6:31 pm.
Cause: Fell from top stair at a soccer match
Age: 85 years old
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Date: November 2 of 2023 at 3:25 pm.
Cause: Smashed by a whale tail after diving trip
Age: 28 years old
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