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From the mind of monkeyspice
Ode to the Watermeat
ODE TO THE WATERMEAT
by Chris Blume

Oh Watermeat, Oh Watermeat, so large and obtuse
from gaian to gaian you hear the absuse!

"your so ugly" they say, "your fat and so dense!"
These cries are unfounded, they make little sense...

"your boring, your slow, and ugly to boot!"
Not to me, oh no, i find them quite cute!

Start from the bulge of their nose, go to the tip of their fin
to the big blue booty you are sure to win in the end!!

"They don't move around much! They take up my tank!!"
But you don't have to move either, and it increases your bank!!

The bulky bob of the watermeat, dancing that way and this
swaying with the current with such ease and such bliss...

These spacious sea species, you should show them some sympathy
for oh what a spectacle --a radiant blue glowing symphony!

Oh how it glitters, oh how it shines....
Oh thank you sweet watermeat, your divine bounty...it's now mine!!





 
 
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