ok.... here is an alien joke.....
one day there were three aliens who wanted to lean some English, so, they went to earth.........
they all split up...
The first alien went to a gas station....there he hurd "daddy can i have a lolipop?" the fauther says "yes"......so the alien runs around 3 times saying "yes yes yes yes"...
then...the second alien went to a resteront....and hurd the waiter say... "forks and knives".....so the alien ran around three times saying "forks and knives forks and knives".......
the third alien went to watch t.v.........there he hurd "plug it in plug it in!" whee
so the alien ran around 3 times singing "plug it in plug it in!"
the three aliens then drove in a car.....a cop pulled them over cause they were speading............the aliens could only use the words they knew......
the cop asked the first alien.."did you kill anyone tonight?"
the 1st alien replied "yes, yes ,yes ,yes!"
the cop then asked the 2nd alien...."what did you kill em with?"
the 2nd alien replied"forks and knives, forks and knives!"
then the cop asked the 3rd alien"do you want to be put in the electric power chair!?"the third alien replied "plug it in, plug it in!"
4laugh whee heart rofl xd sweatdrop
 XxKimiko NakamuraxX · Fri Oct 16, 2009 @ 12:32am · 0 Comments |
