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Welcome one and all to the 6th post of R.K.G.W.O.P.A.T.C.D.D.W.S.L.O.T.....O.Y.!!!

I'm having somewhat of a dry spell so I may not be as funny as usual...but I'm sure as hell gonna try! eek

So apparently Miley Cyrus now pole dances...my plan is working... twisted
My plan is to wait until Miley becomes 18...I knew it was a matter of time before she became a cheap sideshow. That time is upon us... When she turns 18 I'm gonna try and sign her on as a porn actress...then I'll make millions.... =D!!!!!!
Also many of our readers have claimed there are "secret messages" in each issue. This is a lie so don't bother selecting any part or any post because it's just a waste of time... I told you not to.... -.-

Also there have been many girlfriend requests to me by many hot girls between the ages of 14 and 30. For those under 18...I turned 18 just last summer so dating you would be a felony and I haven't been attracted to 14 year old girls since I was 14 myself. As for the rest of you...come get it heart 3nodding heart

Now for story time! A man...? No....an idea? No...A SPACE ALIEN WITH A GIANT EYEBALL? Nope! It's a 2 legged kitty named Flufferkins! Yes..the two legs are only on his left side so he has to move side to side...In last weeks episode after escaping from the random pack of dogs Flufferkins ran into a small neighborhood... Flufferkins was walking...(if you can call what he does walking) along the street when a little girl came and took him to her house...and took him into the shed...and cut off his remaining legs and played football with him until he died. The end! And as for all the people from PETA sending me hate letters about this series...F*** YOU mad ! This series is beloved book by children everywhere! SO GET OVER IT! (Yes this was the series finale by the way)

This concludes R.K.G.W.O.P.A.T.C.D.D.W.S.L.O.T.....O.Y. Volume 6. Thank you and good night!



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