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I'm bored so I'll type this funny story I made up...It's got characters from Zelda and Tales of Symphonia, it's like Who Wants to be A Millionaire but its different... PLEASE READ IT, EVEN IF IT'S NOT FUNNY, though it's meant to be funny!
KRATOS-Sorry Link, but we don't take contestants from another world.
CAMERAMAN-Kratos, the show starts NOW!
KRATOS-Welcome earthlings to 'Who wants to be a Kratlinaire *ahem*, uh, I mean Galdlinaire, I am Kratos Aurion, your lovable host. Now Lloyd, please take your seat. Lloyd, is it true that you have a wife and 3 children?
LLOYD-Uh, I choose A.
KRATOS-No Lloyd, we haven't started yet.
LLOYD-I pick D, none of the above.
KRATOS-Fine, I'll give you the questions...*mumbles* Idiot. 1st question, 'What is the queen of England's gender?' Is it: A.female B.Male C.both A & B D.None of the above.
LLOYD-I'll have to use Phone a Friend.
KRATOS-Okay, who would you like to phone?
LLOYD-Zelos Wilder, he's my best bud.
KRATOS-Since your brain doesn't seem to work properly, you can have unlimited time on the phone.
*phone rings, Zelos picks up the phone*
LLOYD-Yo, Zelos!
ZELOS-'sup, bro!
LLOYD-Guess what? Y'know 'bout da place where you get your hair accesories, right?
ZELOS-Yeah!
LLOYD-THERE'S A SALE!!!!!!
ZELOS-WHOA! YOU'RE KIDDING ME?!
KRATOS-Uh, Lloyd...
*Both Lloyd and Zelos ramble on and on about the sale*
KRATOS-Oh, God, who made me host! *Bangs his head on the computer thingy, that shows the questions and answers*
THE END..... mrgreen