Theres a guy flying on a plain, and he gets up to use the bathroom. When he gets there, he finds that it is occupied. He returns to his seat.
15 minutes later, he gets up to use the bathroom. Still occupied. He goes and sits back down.
15 minutes later, he checks again, still occupied.
By this point, he can hardly hold it in any longer.
"Excuse me, but I really need to use the bathroom, but the person in there has been in there for almost an hour." he asks the stewardess.
"Well, I suppose you could use the women's room, just whatever you do, don't press ANY of the buttons."
So he goes in and takes a dump. A big "load" off his shoulders.
He sees a button that reads "TP", he presses it, and a mechanical arm wipes his butt. Hm, thats kinda nice. he thought.
He sees another button labeled "CW", he presses this one also. Cold water sprays up his bunghole. Oh thats wierd...
He sees yet another button that says "ATM", he presses it.
He wakes up in the hospital. The stewardess is standing there, royaly PISSED.
"Okay, okay, I know I shouldnt have pressed the buttons, but what was that last one, ATM?"
"ATM? Automatic tampon removal. Your p***s is under your pillow."
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