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Ducks, Grapes, And Bartenders
A small white duck walks inbto a bar and looks at the bartender and asks "Have Ya Got Any Grapes?" The bartender replies "No." Five minutes later the same duck returns and asks "Have You Got Any Grapes?" Again nthe answer is "No." So once again the duck leaves, only to return ten minutes later and ask "Have you got any grapes?" At this point the barkeep is annoyed and replies "No!", to which the duck promptly exits. Another five minutes pass and the duck returns to ask "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender, fed up, shouts "No we dont have any grapes and if you ask me that again I'll nail your feet to the floor!!" Unfazed, the duck walks out. Five minutes pass before the duck reappears. "Have you got any nails?" he asks. The reply comes "No." "Good" he replies "Got any grapes?"
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