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Oh dear lord I've gone BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :gonk:
I knew there was a new neighbor in the apartment below mine and I just got my first look him today and DEAR GOD I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SEE AGAIN!
I park in the back of my apartment building where I don't have to worry about some jackass running into my car (yay for private parking). When I go to the front door I, by habit, swing to the left of the building. The new tenant lives in the bottom left apartment.
I knew something was up when the blinds were pulled open and I swear to god I am not a female peeping tom but WHEN A 500 POUND SACK OF FAT STEPS OUT OF A SHOWER you're going to notice it even from the corner of your eye!
I've always been curious about the layout of the apartment below mine looks like......now I know......and now I know to LOOK AWAY when passing the bedroom window that looks into the bathroom.
gonk dear god I think I'm gonna have nightmares! *whimper*
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