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Ah ha ha, I'm Gonna Kill You
Well not you.
My dog, Asta.
So I took her for her morning walk and decided I would be nice for a change and let her off the leash.
She took off running after something, maybe a bunny.
So I just took a seat on the sidewalk and killed a bug.
Well I had been there for 5 minutes already, and, being the impatient person that I am, decided it was time to go get her.
I found her out in the pasture and I saw the top of her head and was just calling her and calling her and she was just ignoring me.
So of course I had to physically go and get her...stupid b***h.
And so, using my long legs I stepped over the barbed wire fence (luckily the very first wire had no barbs, which made my job a lot easier).
And I saw Asta hunched over...chewing.
That...is NEVER good.
She seemed to KNOW she was doing something she shouldn't, even though I was calling out to her sweetly, because she started running away.
So I looked at what she was eating...:
A dead crow.
Dad...I hope he doesn't get mad at me for that.
Anyway, so I finally got her to approach me...
And I beat her SO HARD.
I feel bad when she yelps but it's what Dad would do, so it's what I did.
She needs to ******** LISTEN TO ME WHEN I CALL HER STUPID a**!!!
She better not get sick or else I'll beat her some more.
And tie her to the tree outside like I did last time.
It's not animal cruelty.
It's tough ******** love.
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