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28 Reasons not to get married

Never have to pay for a wedding
Never have to pay for a honeymoon
Never have to pay for a wedding ring
Never have to pay for divorce
Never have a fight
Never love a cheater
Never get hurt
Never get distracted
Nevre have to spend money on special dates
Never buy Valentine's gifts
Never have your husband destroy your house.
Never go through birth
Never worry about pregnany issues
Never have your husband doubt if it's his
Never have to spend money on a kid
Never have to take sick days for kids
Never have to hire a babysitter
Never have to give a blow job
Never have to give your kids "the talk"
Never have to spend money on birth control and condoms
Never not have time to party
Never distracted from school
Never not be there for your friends
Never have to deal with a husband's man period
Never have to deal with a family health plan
Never have to buy phones for the kids
Never have to do the work while he watches TV
Never have to make comprimises for him