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Yo, what's happening, it's Joanie XDDD
Anyways, I was reading a manga titled To-LOVE-Ru, but my advice? If you're a girl (like me) DON'T READ IT. It will get very awkward due to the not-so-subtle ecchiness of it all. Anyway, one of the characters was being all contemplative and she was wondering 2 things: How do you make your boobs grow, and What the hell is love anyway?
Well, my dear Nana-chan, here's something I must tell you.
In answer to question one, you can't. Unless you get a little naughty and make a baby with someone, you cannot. -_-'
In answer to question two, Everyone wants to know that, babe. Even me.
I hate ST3R30T!P3S. (Stereotypes) -____-'
WTF IS A PRUDE ANYWAY!?!?!!? I asked my friends if I was a prude and they said, "No, honey, you're pretty. Victoria over there, however IS a prude."
And me, being a natural airhead (If I was blonde it would be worse) said to them,
"Why is Vikatchka a prude but not me?" and they all sweatdropped. Sigh. I make people sweatdrop a lot.
By the way, I have no idea how this happened, but I was reading a person called "Sarah"'s journal and she had a date with a guy that lived in NJ and she lived in Texas and I have no idea how they did that O_O
Anyways.
Love is VERY complicated. You get all shy and nervous and like spacey and the person wonders what's wrong with you and the adrenaline gets pumping and it's so scaryyy~~~
Well... that's what I've heard, anyway.
Err... something to report. I just looked up "prude" on urbandictionary.
My friends are dumbasses. I AM a prude. WTF!
Apparently a prude is someone who is too shy to do anything naughty with the opposite sex.
... AGH! THOSE ASSHOLES! I'm gonna get them on AIM today -_-'
Okay, there's something wrong with the internet. Apparently someone can hack into your account and make you seem like a total b***h.
mhm. There's a war brewing in the cauldron, mate.
And I'm the double agent, the rope in tug-of-war, the meat both dogs want.
War can be so unfair when you're friends with both sides.
Anybody have any idea what I should do?
cheese_whine
I want some cheese and crackers to go with my whine.
I feel sick. ill. whatever you'd like to call it.
O zoti na rrujt. ♥♦♣♠
~Joanie~