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Plump AuntieJemima here's my riddle, y'all ready? what reads like a newspaper, tastes as delicious as a waffle, sounds as sweet as an angel's voice, feels as good as an orgasm, and is one click away? give up? why,it's mah blog of course!!! JemimasKitchencheck it out--its fantastic!!
Senari Sen materialized enough of a hand to grab throught the noob's stomach and rip her spine out. "Grab the soul while you can, Vice."
Hio Fukahi "Should we just ignore the idiot newbie?" Edit: "Never mind then." Hio watched the ensueing carnage.
LillianSaire "I call the body!" She pulls out an axe and hacks away at the n00b. "hehehe"
The Demonlord Vice "Damn, of all the times to be multitasking." Vice ripped the soul out and to him with but a snap of his fingers, the soul quickly eaten by the palm of his hand.
FeelinShiny In one quick motion Shiny had captured the creature's life force in a crystal orb Aria had made. He then motioned for his little batty friend to join Saire in the ripping apart of the corpse.
LillianSaire She started singing along with her hacking, "Two fingers, One wrist, Now to the other arm One hand, flying high, followed by a chunk of thigh Up this arm and down the chest hacking joints is the best." The last line was sung as she repeatedly shaved bits from the elbow of the arm with a gash and no hand. "My corpse not yours bat should leave before it's next"
FeelinShiny That bat smacked Saire in the back of the head and flew back to Shiny. "Hello Gorn."
LillianSaire The bottom half of the arm falls. "Pop goes that hinge now to another limb bloody body clothes are spotty hack this hack that chop the arm and wear a hat see the slices see the rings count the age just like the trees"
Kocho-chan "I think saire's having a liiiiiiiiiiittle too much fun over there." she stood behind shan, using him as a barrier...again.
LillianSaire "That arm this leg ball and socket joints are bade hack chop cut fly just watch the bone go bye sticky syrup green cloth stuck on axe blunt force hit knee hear crunch cloth flies blade sharp off comes cap in goes blade maple sap?"
The Demonlord Vice "Saire, stop singing, please."
Senari "The demon's notion is seconded."
Kocho-chan "When you're starting to disturb a demon, you know you're going to far." she peeped over Shan's shoulder.
LillianSaire "One toe they all go hack foot slices pile" She stopped singing but continues to hack apart the n00b while humming. Stopping at the ankle she pauses, then slices the leg frown the bas of the ankle to the hole where the kneecap was. She holds the axe high and slams it down just above the knee backwards, the blade facing up. The gash spurts and she swings up again, the blade aimed at the spot this time. "Can it fell pain if the life force and soul have already been removed?"
Detective Tracer Bullet Tracer utilized vodka and a match to incinerate whatever bit of corpse Saire was still hacking at, and warned that he'd spit lead if she didn't close her yap."
LillianSaire She swings the axe down, only to hit cinders and floor. "That was fast." She looked at Trace with a grin. "Hellooo" she said, freeing the axe from the floor without looking away from the detective. And new n00b caught her eye, and she hesitates, not seeing a riddle in the post. Noticing Sen's claim, she turned back to Trace, her mouth still contorted in a grin.
LillianSaire "I stopped singing when asked." she took a menacing step towards Trace, just a step, but she leaned into it and moved her arms to give the impressing she was swinging the axe around.
Detective Tracer Bullet "Not when I started the post, but I appologize, Saire, that I put enough time and work into my posts that I can only manage one to your twelve, but hey, someone's got to be the thread spammer." Tracer realized that the lack of barbecue had put him in a bad mood.
LillianSaire "I just tab. I had those last four lines written before I refreshed the other tab and saw the request." She takes another step closer to Trace. "hehehe"
Detective Tracer Bullet "Saire, another step and you'll taste slugs."
The Demonlord Vice "Saire, don't threaten Trace."
LillianSaire "Fine Vice." She sat down where she was with the bloody axe in her lap.
LillianSaire · Thu Jun 11, 2009 @ 05:18am · 0 Comments |
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