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This is my story i wrote in 07-08. This is what I have now, (it gets random with inside jokes and twists.) And it will be divided into respective parts. welcome to....>>

PART 1 OF ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW SPINOFF BY AUTUMN



"Hi Riff Raff!" Columbia said when she spotted him in a nearby park.
"Helloooooooo." Riff Raff replied.
"What a wonderful day it is today, no?" Columbia said trying to spark conversation.
"Okay, listen," Riff Raff said suddenly turning to Columbia, "I lurve you more than Magenta. It's just a Transylvanian custom for me to lurve her. If it were up to me, you'd be mine. Not her..."
Columbia seems very surprised, then slowly looked away.
"Ever since Eddie died, I felt I couldn't function correctly. But then, I started to talk to you and your sister and you were actually nice to me. Unlinke Frank. Oh, I'm just a toy to him. Walking around, pretending in a big game of pretendingyness. But, Riff Raff, I'msorry, but I fear I may never lurve again. Try and talk to me about it on a day other than Eddie's birthday... Please?"
Riff Raff smiled sadly and turned away.
"Yes," He started "Frank has told me about the way he's been treating you lately... But..." Riff Raff sighed.
"But what?" Columbia said.
"Oh it's just I can't stand the way he treats you,and Rocky too. If the antimatter beam would actually workinstead of just, ha, knocking the person unconscience then I never would've had to tell you this. But..." Riff Raff trailed off.
"But what..." Columbia said touching his shoulder.
"Well... It's just... I don't know, it's weird..." Riff Raff said.
"I see. It's Frank isn't it? You've talk to him about it and he got all up in your face about it didn't he? Oh, he acts sometimes as if he completly loathes us but... He can be oh so overpowering, can't he? Yes, one reason Eddie's gone... Rocky and I, even that Janet girl... Oh, I really wish he didn't kidnap her from Earth. She's soo... Janet-y. You know?" Columbia said.
"Ha, yes. I thought she would've popped up somewhere in this conversation. Poor Brad though. I've heard they finally got married. He was a bit of a nerd though... 'This is my fiance, Janet Weiss.' She can introduce herself, can't she? Well, I guess it's an Earthly custom." Riff Raff said grinning.
"Maybe... Therre I hear the women haven't gotten as far as being full rulers in the best country! Poor little Earth girls, I mean our founder was a woman... Oh what am I saying? I do truly lurve you, as more than a friend. Oh, stupid Frankie, I lurve him but you're nicer and such. Almost another Eddie to me but," She turned to him and smiled, "You don't drive a motorcycle do you? Well, Earthlings did something right."
Riff Raff was still staring awkwardly at Columbia.
"Y-you really like me? Really? Wow, you said it so suddenly I thought you were kidding."
There was a 30.5 second awkward pause. Out of nowhere Riff Raff grabbed Columbia's arm and started pulling ger out of the park.
"There's something I have to show you..." He said mischieviously...