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edited whenevers:

friday, may 29, 2009
-"is she carrying a fish?...oh no, it's jesus"

Friday, June 5, 2009
-"i see hair"
-"i have hair".....*awkward moment*...."on my head"...heh

Sunday, June 7, 2009
(i saw this on tv)
-"name three words to describe her"
-"hard working....intelligent....christian"
i had to LOL on that whole thing. 1) she used four words 2) no one is
"intelligent", they're just *smart* and 3) i'm not being mean, cuz i am christian, but seriously? what? woah...find some other word lady...again, i'm not being mean, it's just ...?

Tuesday, June 23, 2009
my friend: "my father never threw me in the water when i was young. my father threw me in the library"

Thursday, June 25, 2009
me: "i want to eat my face" [:

Monday, June 29, 2009
my twin sis: "i'll live until i'm 125 years old, i'll outliving you guys on 2012"

Saturday, July 12, 2009
garfield - "lasagna"

Saturday, July 18, 2009
the shamwow guy doing an advertisement on his slap chop says:
-"you're gonna love my nuts"
this is when he's chopping nuts. seriously, you don't need a sick mind to get this, but wth? he chopped up so many thing like onions and tuna, so then he could have said " you're gonna love my onions/tuna" but instead he wanted to go for the nuts. IDIOT!!!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009
NATGEO commercial for survivorman/man vs wild ...hehe [:
-"get(ting) lost on purpose"
i adore that line very much [:

Saturday, August 1, 2009
an advertisement i saw: christianmingle.com
-motto: "mingle with single Christians now"
wtheck?

Friday, August 7, 2009
-"your mum wears sketchers hightops shoes"
sick [:

Friday, October 2, 2009
kes...one of my best friends [:
kes- "you're soft"
me- "you're rough"
kes- "i know"
me- "do i make you nervous?"
kes- "a little"
..................wtf? yeah, our random moments XP

Thursday, October 8, 2009
kay...my younger sis
me: -"you hungry kalamansi?"
kay: - "yeah"
me: -"what you like eat?"
kay: -" lips"
....wtheck?...?