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Pick The Month​ You Were Born


1) (Jan) i slept with
2 (Feb) - i robbed
3 (Mar) - i ran naked with
4 (Apr) - I shot
5 (May) - I slapp​ed
6 (June) - I hugged
7 (July) - I kissed
8 (Aug) - I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I banged
11 (Nov) - I killed
12 (Dec) - I ran shirt​less with




Pick the day (number) you were born on:


1 - a rock star
2 - a bag of weed
3 - the one i love​
4 - a homeless guy
5 -a hobo
6 - paris hilton
7 - a toothbrush
8 - a whore​
9 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a hippo
11 - a mop
12 - a hottie
13 - a crackhead
14 - my "boo"
15 - a ninja
16 - a condom
17 - a teletubby
18 - a sexy Boy
19 - an Easter egg
20 - a spatula
21 - my crush
22 - a snowman
23 - yo momma
24 - Barney the Dinosaur!​​​
25 - the cookie monster
27 - my boyfriend
28 - the trojan man
29 - my ex-​boy/​girlfriend
30 - my hoe
31- a mexican




Pick the color​ of shirt​ you are wearing: ​​​

White​ - because im sexy like that
Black​ - because i love weed
Pink - because I'm gay
Turquoise - because i like to snort​ cocaine
Brown​- because i like shoelaces
Polka Dots - because I am a tranny
Purple - because i still​ love cheese
Grey - because i have AMAZING boobs​
Other​- because I'm retarded
Green - because that hobo stole​ my taco
Orange - because im a sexy beast
Red- because I am crazy like that
Blue -because im good in bed
Tye dye- because Im a ******** scuba diver
Graphic- because the gummy bears



On 5/16/09 - I killed a snowman because that hobo stole my taco.
On 12/3/10 - I killed a snowman because I have AMAZING boobs.