I remember a while back. I'm pretty sure it was last week. Anyways here I go.
Have you ever had a friend tell you a quick funny joke or do something so completely stupid you bust out laughing yet you're choking because you were drinking?
I was enjoyting a nice bowl of ramen when my friends did something completely stupid. I can't remember what it was but I choked on my food hardcore! There were 3 of us (including me) who were laughing at this, no one noticed me at the time until I sneazed shortly afterwards to have my hand completely flooded with ramen noods. I can still feel them in there when I think about it. I can smell it too.
My two friends, Adam and Andrew, they not only fell to their knees laugh but the did a whole ROFLMAO scene. Just as they started to get up I sneazed again. My friends floor was covered in noodles. They started to laugh harder.
"Hold on! I'm not doen yet." I said as I pinch on of my nostrils close and started to blow. Catching all the spraying noodles that flew out of my nose. By the time I was done. After doing that a total of 7 times, I had a pile of mucous covered half chewed noodles two inched high in my palms...
 Kraeven · Thu Dec 01, 2005 @ 06:25pm · 4 Comments |
