So I was at poker last night.
This dude named Jacob kept trying to assert how big and buff he was.
He's 17. He gets drunk off 4 beer. Aaaand his 13 year old brother has more balls in his pinky finger then Jacob has in his whole body.
SO!
I was outside having a smoke, he was there, I kicked him in the chest, and he went inside.
xP
He thought he could block my attack, so I told him to throw up his stance, and yeah, he missed, and I kicked him against a car.
THEN!
Later, he's all going on how he's gonna kick the s**t out of the dude who owns the place.
We're talking a short native guy, who's built like a brick wall.
Gawd!
So much fun.
Good thing we're all friends there.
rofl
Yeah.
I ended up losing 40 bucks.
xD
I suck at poker.
I started the night good. Doubled up my money within the first hour and a half.
Then it all went down hill.
It was fun.
This dude named Jacob kept trying to assert how big and buff he was.
He's 17. He gets drunk off 4 beer. Aaaand his 13 year old brother has more balls in his pinky finger then Jacob has in his whole body.
SO!
I was outside having a smoke, he was there, I kicked him in the chest, and he went inside.
xP
He thought he could block my attack, so I told him to throw up his stance, and yeah, he missed, and I kicked him against a car.
THEN!
Later, he's all going on how he's gonna kick the s**t out of the dude who owns the place.
We're talking a short native guy, who's built like a brick wall.
Gawd!
So much fun.
Good thing we're all friends there.
rofl
Yeah.
I ended up losing 40 bucks.
xD
I suck at poker.
I started the night good. Doubled up my money within the first hour and a half.
Then it all went down hill.
It was fun.
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