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Crushed by a Sumo Wrestler
All your life you just wanted to help people. One night you will walk down to the support group you founded for people that are trying to lose weight. As you walked up the stairs to the room that the evening session was taking place in you started thinking about how a zombified velociraptor would look like. All of a sudden the door above you bursts open and the most unsuccessful person in the group comes flying down the stairs wailing his head off. It turns out that he couldn't speak English and he thought that your group was the Professional Sumo Organization but someone broke the news to him in a very unpleasant way. As he hits the second step from the top an earthquake hits. "Perfect timing" you will say, followed by the longest, and last sigh you will ever make.


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