So I got Resident Evil 5 for the Xbox 360, and I was playing it again. 8D
I was on Chapter 5-1, with the Licker Betas. Now, the Lickers from RE make an appearance, except these ones are MOAR OF A ******** PAIN IN THE GODDAMN a**.
I was walking, and Chris's ******** retarded AI RUNS. THEY HEAR US. I PANIC. Start shooting with my infinite ammo (so sue me 8D) pimpcannon (shotgun). And then, what do you know, Chris stands there as I get pounced on by one, and ripped to massafukkin shreds.
Me: WHAT THE HELL, CHRIS MASSAFUKKIN DERRICK REDFIELD. YOU CLUELESS, MINDLESS, ***********. I'M GOING TO TOUCH YOU IN A PLACE OR IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE, THEN I WILL BUUUUUUUUUUURN YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU SHOUT ----
My cellphone: RUNNIN IN THE 90'S!!!!
Me and Kei: -stare- BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
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