Written by Utopian Hologram IV:
Once upon a time there was a cool person named Lexi
And her named rhymed with sexy.
Which was pretty cool to all of the man whores out there.
So one day.
Lexi is on gaia and she decides to go town hopping.
PARTTAYY.
Anyways.
While she is in towns.
She is in the center of the ring just like a circcusss.
And all of these people are coming up to her and grinding up on her and all, and praising her and stuff.
Till finally she wants a big break yo.
And she decides to go to starbucks.
While at starbucks she really wants to order their special peppermint cappachino, but the dude at the counter said
"ONLY DURING WINTER"
So she threw a quarter at him.
The quarter ended up going into his eye and then causing him to go blind.
This blind man ended up sexing a wooden nutcracker, but then he threw it out the window, and an old lady caught it.
The end.
Once upon a time there was a cool person named Lexi
And her named rhymed with sexy.
Which was pretty cool to all of the man whores out there.
So one day.
Lexi is on gaia and she decides to go town hopping.
PARTTAYY.
Anyways.
While she is in towns.
She is in the center of the ring just like a circcusss.
And all of these people are coming up to her and grinding up on her and all, and praising her and stuff.
Till finally she wants a big break yo.
And she decides to go to starbucks.
While at starbucks she really wants to order their special peppermint cappachino, but the dude at the counter said
"ONLY DURING WINTER"
So she threw a quarter at him.
The quarter ended up going into his eye and then causing him to go blind.
This blind man ended up sexing a wooden nutcracker, but then he threw it out the window, and an old lady caught it.
The end.
Epic, is it not? xD
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No Explanations please..