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these r some jokes i found in this book and i dont have n e thing else to post so im postin this. hope its worth ur time biggrin .


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The garbage menwere just about to leave the street when a woman came running out of the house carrying some cardboard boxes.

"Am I too late for the garbage?",she called.

"No lady," replied one of the men. "Jump right in!"

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A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night.

"Theres a burglar downstairs eating the cake that i made this morning."

"Who sheall i call," her husband said, "Police or ambulance?"

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Roger was in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said,"If you were a gentleman, young man, you'd stand up and let someone else sit down."

"And if you were a lady," replied Roger, "you'd stand up and let four people sit down."

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At my piano teacher's last performance the audience cheered the whole time.

The piano was locked.

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I have two noses, three eyes and only one ear. what am I?

VERY UGLY!!!!

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I can't get over that new beard of yours. It makes your face look just like a busted sofa.

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My uncle spent a fortune on deordorants before he found out that people didnt like him anyway.

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Whats small, pink, wrinkly, and belongs to grampa?

grandma

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hope that these r not too bad, most of them were really corny so i chose the best eight xp