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My Stories:
This one goes out to spork hoar &3
Once upon a time.
There was this fat ***** who was very bored.
So he decided to make a gaia.
He didn't know what the ******** a gaia was, but he thought he could meet some pretty cool cats on there.
Well one day after he is rich and has a masculent avi; He decides to go into towns because he can finally survive without being called a noob.
The horror of thinking of it brought him back to when he was 31, during the cyber days.
He didn't mean to do that to Little_Unicorn324.
He just got bored, so he figured, what the heck?
He finally got into towns and decided, with his rich, 10 mil avi, he could go into the 01 towns.
There he got really bored, so he started to walk around.
He was walking about until he saw some freak yelling around called Spork Hoar.
What a freak.
Seriously.
Anyways.
He was walking around and she was yelling, so he figured he would ask what up.
And they started a chat and became friends.
BEST FRIENDS FOREVER.
Care bears were around there too.
So anyways, after he had left towns to go rape some more children, he decided to comment this Spork crazy Hoar.
But to his own amazement.
He didn't have a clue in hell how to do it.
He looked all over the profile, but there was no sign of anything!
He started to cry.
Then he threw his brand new
Apple Mac laptop across the room and out the window.
This laptop killed an innocent cat that was eating a dead child.
The end.
This one goes out to you're the father <3:
Once upon a time there was a cool person named Lexi
And her named rhymed with sexy.
Which was pretty cool to all of the man whores out there.
So one day.
Lexi is on gaia and she decides to go town hopping.
PARTTAYY.
Anyways.
While she is in towns.
She is in the center of the ring just like a circcusss.
And all of these people are coming up to her and grinding up on her and all, and praising her and stuff.
Till finally she wants a big break yo.
And she decides to go to starbucks.
While at starbucks she really wants to order their special peppermint cappachino, but the dude at the counter said
"ONLY DURING WINTER"
So you threw a quarter at him.
The quarter ended up going into his eye and then causing him to go blind.
This blind man ended up sexing a wooden nutcracker, but then he threw it out the window, and an old lady caught it.
The end.
This one goes out to the twinkie Twix or J I Z Z (Jixyn):
Once upon a time there was this walrus named Jixyn.
The poor walrus was always lonely in his pool.
He had no friends, and watching soap operas got boring.
He had a Thannggg for "Days of Our Lives"
But he got tired of seeing the same thing over and over again.
So Jixyn the Walrus decided to get out in the world and meet some HOT Lady walruses..
But he was a walrus, so he wasn't so attractive.
He decided to hide himself over the internet.
It was very hard for him to type because of his flippers.
He already broke three keyboards and had to go to an anger management class with the Zebras.
This made him sad.
So He began to cyber over the internet, but no no one knew he was a walrus.
Not even the other walruses.
WTFMAN.
They must be blind.
He also gets angry when Walruses get mistaken for Hippos.
Some little kid said
"Look mommy a hippo"
Jixyn then said, "WTF. I AM A WALRUS"
Then Jixyn attacked this poor kid.
It was all over the news, and the internet.
All of Jixyn's interwebz friends finally noticed that HE was the walrus,
And they all turned into Maybelline lipstick.
The end.
This one goes out to spork Hoar.
Once upon a time there was a really really happy emote.
His name was Frank.
He didn't really like his name. He thought it was really corny.
"Frank, do the dishes"
Oh wait. He was an emote. He couldn't do dishes.
This made him a sad emote, and he began to be very sad and depressed. He waited for something interesting to happen to him.
He ended up pimping the lady emotes at a club, and miraculously turned into a Llama. How amazing he was now.
He was such a flirt that he was sometimes looked down upon, and that made him a worried emote.
The emote then grew bored being worried, so he decided to try to get out there.
This emote discovered something called "The internet".
Kind of like an old woman or man finally realizing about the internet. He didn't know how to use the internet, but he soon got the hang of it. It was pretty easy for him.
What a smart emote.
Frank decided to get an E-Harmony Account. He wasn't really the "Emote Ladies Man".
He was a really flirtacious emote though, but usually failed.
He put this on his description:
"Well. My name is Frank. I am 24 emote years, and hope to settle down with a family. I think I am a pretty kind person, but my moods change quickly, and I tend to fart alot. I don't shower often, but tend to smell good. I like eating babies and kittens. Love me?"
He knew he was going to get the ladies quickly with this one. He actually got a message the following hour.
Turns out she was a cannibalistic emote too!
She said, "Hey Baby. Lets go eat children"
Then they met in real life, not on E-Harmony, and ran off into the meadow eating Baby Finger and cat leg Shishkabobs.
The End.
I will add more when I find them in people's comments.
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