oh sorry my queen, did i say i did something special for you? i meant that having spent my whole day with you, devoting my life to you.....it should get some kind of thanks right? sure make up for it with the playful words and the teasing gestures, god forbid you let me do something good for my self.
Whats that hun? i spent an hour with a friend and even while on the phone still with you im still getting yelled at? im sorry sweetie i was just trying to be with a friend for a bit but i swear i wont do it again, please dont be mad at me. Look hun ill leave my friends good bye just to spend my time with you, see im ready to be with you....right?
Oh good morning hun....whats wrong? im sorry i didnt wake up when you first called i was just tire......i know hun i should have woke up but please i was just tir.....ok ok i promise ill wake up next time. So why are you up so early? oh your old boyfriend called.....he just wanted to talk about his love life? oh hes suicidal now cause of his girl? well i dont see why i would care......WHAT?! i dont even like the guy but i got to spill my heart for him to? jeez ok ok......i got to get to work alright? ok ill call you when im there......
Ok hun i made it at work......oh stay on the phone.....alright but i got to hang up when my boss comes near.....but hun if i dont hang up ill get fired.....hun this job is important to me i need it to get money for us.....thank you for understanding "Hey -enter female co workers name here- can you pass me th...." HUN! im sorry but i need something from her.....NO! dont you say that, just cause i need a pen or something doesnt mean imma go around and do stuff with her....why isnt that im on the phone with you at work just make you happy......
WHY IS IT NOTHING I DO MAKE YOU ******** HAPPY! i spend all my time, cut all friendships, even stay on the phone all day with you just to make you happy, the ******** is your problem?.....oh im sorry hun....ya i got the problem.....GOD just tell me what the ******** is wrong, i did everything right, the ******** is wrong with me? the ******** wrong with you?
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