My evil Plan to take over the world or Walmart..You never know
Stage One:
To begin your plan,Ifirst Assassinate a Scientist. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Black?
Stage Two:
Next, I will Destroy the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Supernatural Creatures to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. My name will become clouds with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper my name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, I will Unleash your Secret Death Ray, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect me their new god.
Trust me, it'll all come together in the end.
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