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okay.. so i get along really well with adults, and i have a 46 year old friend named spooky. i know kinda wierd.. but... hell... she's really nice! i can tell her anything, and she wouldnt judge me, or call me names. she kind of has the inner mind of a teenager. not mentality, but.... she's more like a teenager than like an adult, so i can relate to her, because she's been through EVERYTHING, and i mean EVERYTHING. so my dad talks to her about me, and if i'm misbehaving or something, he'll talk to her about it. well.. he went a bit too far this time... he called spooky up and told her that he thinks that i have sex with my electric toothbrush in the shower. i was like WHOA.... hold on there! first off, you're making me sound like a slut, and second off that toothbrush has just been sitting there for 3 years not getting used to brush any teeth, so i thought, hey what the hell?! and tried it. i mean come on... havent we all tried something a little... freaky.... in your teenage years? if you say no, you're bold faced lying.

anyways... we were playing wii and she's like "i need to talk to you... your dad told me that he thinks that you have sex with your toothbrush in the shower." i was like. "O_O....he knows...?" she's like "yep..." so i was practically shitting myself from emberassment, and she's like its natural. "i know its natural, but how'd you feel if you knew that other people knew that you masturbated!?" she's patting me on the shoulder at this point. "good point, but... its your body... you can do whatever you want to it! hell! its none of my business who you have sex with when you're older, its none of my business what you do to yourself!" at this point i wanted to cut my wrists and bleed myself dry. it was so emberassing to have "the talk" with your friend. so she told me some stories that you can pretty much guess are about, and i am not lying when i say this, you couldnt see anything but my pupils, and i was beet red. i was ready to get a carving knife and carve my dad alive. i mean... how could he tell anyone that even if it werent true?!

okay.... my ranting is done.... you can go on with your life now...