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-gasp-
A costumer!
Wait! Whats your rush? Whats your hurry?
You gave me such a
Fright! I thought you was a ghost.
Half a minute, can't you sit!
Sit ya' down..sit!
All I meant was that I haven't seen a costumer for weeks!
Did ya come in for a pie, sir?
Do forgive me if my (?) a little vauge.
What was that?
But ya think we had the plaque
From the way the people
Keep avoiding
No, you don't!
Heaven knows I try, sir
But theres no one comes, not even to anhale
Right you are sir, would you like a drop of ale?
Mind you, I can hardly blame them.
Theseare probably the worst pies in London
I know why no one cares to take them,
I should know,
I make em'
But good?
No
The worst pies in London
Even thats polite
The worst pies in London
If you dare to take a bite?
Is that just disgusting?
You have to concieve it
Its nothing but crust
Here drink this
You'll need it
The worst pies in London
And I wonder with the price of meat
What it is when ya get it
Never
Thought I'd live to see the day
Many thought it was a trick
Putting more animals that are dying in the streets
Miss. Mooney has a pie shop
Does her buisness but I noticed something weird
Latly, all the neighbors cats have disappeared
Have to hand it to her
(??)
Enturprise
Poppin' Pussies into pies
Wouldn't do in my shop!
Just the thought of its
Enough to make you sick
And I'm telling you them pussycat is quick
No denying times is hard sir
Even harder then the worst pies in London
Only lard and nothing more,
Is that just revolting?
All greasy and gritty
It looks like its molding
And taste like..
Well..pity..
A woman alone.
With limited wind
And the worst pies in London!
Ah, sir times is hard
Times is hard!