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Yay Poems from my Sadistic and Depressing Mind!!!!!!!!


The Witch of the Wood
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My Turtle Dove
My turtle dove is sweet
A turtle who can fly and tweet
His name is Sammy
And well, lets admit it, he's crappy

He can only fly a foot from the ground
And he's not allowed to sit beside me on the Merry-Go-Round
He likes to bite my neighbors dog
And refuses to sit on a log

He tweets all day and night
It gives the neighbors an awful fright
He's not potty trained he goes wherever he please
He even went on my Mothers knees!

Some turtle he is
One that is no help to me on a science quiz
I'm getting hungry
And unlike him I don't eat shrubbery

I'm in the mood for turtle soup
With little noodles that make a loop-de-loop
What delicious soup, if I do say so may self
Turtle dove soup is good for your health

But poor Sammy the turtle dove was only two
No longer will I have to clean that pile of poo
He won't be missed, for that I am certain.
I still haven't forgivin him for destroying my favorite curtain.

I think next time I'll get a mouse fish
I wonder what Sammy would say about that.
A mouse fish named Fred
Maybe this time, he won't end up dead.


~Author's Note~
Ok, I wrote this while I was typing the Leech one because internet was down and I had nothing better to do, so I hope you like it. Not my best, but hey, a poem's a poem.




 
 
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