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yo gaians.
today i most definetly had THE weirdest dream EVER.
k, so first, there was this fat boy. a pale fat boy. and there was this white girl poodle. and they were in my grandmas house!!!! eek i didn't even know the guy.
well, anyways. the poodle like fell madly in love w/ the fat kid and was like stalking him all over the placce. and it wasn't like master and dog love, it was like bf and gf love. so the fat kid was trying to run away from the poodle. so he ran into my grandma's house to hide. the poodle went into my grandma's house too and found him every where he hid. so the boy dressed as a girl w/ a purple skirt as his shirt to look like a REALLY short strapless shirt and a wig. the problem was the poodle wanted to be best friends w/ him then and continued to stalk him. well, the boy had to get out of the house w/o any of the adults seeing him. eventually he did and the poodle realized he wasn't a girl he was the fat kid. so she started chasing him back into the house w/ the skirt still on him. then for some reason he back outside of the house and he was trying to sell this wierd sompthing and a magazine to these random people who lived in my grandparent's house.
then I came over to him and was like "hey dude. wuts up?" and he told me how he was trying to sell the thing but couldn't cuz they wouldn't answer the door. well, then he gave up and just gave the thing to me and left. so i stood on the porch of the house for a few seconds and the lady let me in and i was like "hello, would u like to buy this one of a kind (whatever the thing was) ?" and she was like "well what does it do?" then i started telling the lady uses that randomly came to mind. then she was like "well, maybe. let me think about it." then i pulled out a magazine from no where and said "if u buy now u can buy any items from this magazine!!! mrgreen " so then she took the magazine, looked through it for a few minutes and said "this tea pot's nice. i'll buy it" then she gave me 5 dollars for the thing i was origneally selling and 20 dollars for the tea pot. so i left w/ the 25 dollars and went over tho the fat kid and told him how i sold it for 25 dollars and just kept the 25 dollars cuz i knew i wasn't gonna go get that tea pot for the lady.
then scooby doo and the rest of the "gang" came over and there were suddenly all these people w/ us and we were having a party. at the party the poodle fell in love w/ scooby doo and i fell in love w/ shaggy. so shaggy and i were eatting like this big pot of spaghetti and we apparently had a lot in common.
then i woke up. cheese_whine