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THE EPIC TALE OF THE CHAV AND THE NEEDLE

after school i sometimes go and visit the dentist and watch him do his job. one time there was a chav coming in for a check up, but one of his teeth needed extracting (yanked out 3nodding ) Mr. Dentist Man told the chav to close his eyes (he didnt call him a chav though!!) Mr. Chav Man had to close his eyes coz the dentist said that the spray that freezes your gum could go in your eye and freeze it. the chav actually did as he was told and shut his eyes! then the dentist took out a NEEDLE! then the chav stupidly opened one of his eyes and saw the needle then screamed!!!!! he started saying stuff like "s**t!!!" and "********!!!!!" and the dentist asked me to leave while he calmed the patient down. you could hear him screaming in the waiting room! (i feel sorry for the little kids who heard the screams most of all!!!!)


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