YO HOLA! *waves franticly* WELCOME TO THE TORTURE CHANNEL! THIS IS YOUR HOST CK! ^-^ HERE ARE THE CANIDENTS THAT WILL BE JOINING MEH!
Naruto: HOORAY!
Sasuke: *sighs*
L: ....
Light: O.o
Misa: *hiding behind Light*
Deidara: O.O
Joker: *is laughing*
Gaara: ....
Kakashi: ...*sighs*
Iruka: *waves akwardly*
Dark: *grins flirtatously*
Daisuke: *blushes slightly*
AND MEH LOVELY CO-HOST....DAI! (Surrie and Shirku...You are welcome to join if ya want)
Dai: *comes out, blowing kisses*
....WTF DAI?!
Dai: What?
*slaps hand to forhead* BAKA!
Dark: *puts arms around us* Hello ladies.
Dai: DARK! *hearts in eyes*
....GET OFF YOU PERV! *SLAP* *slaps Dark*
Dark: O.o
HMPH!
Gaara: ....Why am I here?
Because I said so.
Gaara: ....*sighs*
*latchs onto his arm*
OKAY! TIME FOR THE TORTURE! WHO IS FIRST?!
Dai: Let's put Deidara first!
OKAY!
Deidara: O.o
*straps him into chair* *grins evilly*
Deidara: LET ME GO! PLEASE!
Nope nope nopidi nope!
Deidara: *is crying like a girl*
Everyone: .....
Dai: ....Wow....
...What a girl...Wait! ARE YOU A GIRL?!
Deidara: O.o IM A GUY!
*feels his chest* O.o
LIAR! I FEEL BOOBS UNDER THERE!
Everyone: O.O
Deidara: IM A GUY DAMN IT!
Dai: ...Are you really?
Deidara: YES I AM DAMN IT!
*pulls down his pants*
Deidara: O.O
Everyone: O.O
Dai: MY EYES! THEY BUUUUUUUUUUURN!
...He's telling the truth! O.o FOR THE FIRST TIME!
Deidara: Yeah! Wait..WHAT?! I WAS TELLING THE TRUTH ALL THE TIME!
...Suuuuuure ya are!
Deidara: ~DEFEATED~
^-^ I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! *is dancing around*
Sasuke: ....Why are you married to her again?
Gaara: ...Because she's entertaining...
Sasuke: ...Oh....
*straps Sasuke into the chair* HELLO! How'd you get your hair like that?
Sasuke: I was born with it.
Naruto: Then why did I see hair styling products in your bathroom?
Dai: O.o
O.O
Sasuke: O.O *shifty eyes* Uh...No reason....
...LIAR! ALL LIES! *slaps him* *SLAP*
Sasuke: OUCH! WHAT THE HELL?!
^-^ I WIN AGAIN!
Dai: *straps Light and Misa into chairs*
Light: What the?
Misa; EEP! LET MISA-MISA GO RIGHT NO-*SLAP*
SHUT UP YOU BLONDE SLUT!
Misa: *whimpers*
*straps Dark into the chair*
Dark: Hey! Let me go!
NOPE! FWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Dai: *giggles insanely*
Dark: ....LET ME GO RIGHT NO-*SLAP*
*slaps Dark*
Dark: OUCH! GOD DAMN IT!
L: ....Entertaining....And Interesting...
^w^ *rubs hands together*
Dai: *flips the switch*
Light, Misa, Dark, Deidara, and Sasuke: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *fell through a hole in the floor*
Kakashi and Iruka: O.O *sweatdrop*
Daisuke: O.O *scared*
Joker: *laughing* You two..hehe..are uh..hehe..Funny.
Me/Dai: THANKS!
And that's the end of the show for today! Tune in next time to see who is with us!
Dai: Yes sir-rie! It will be fuuuuuuun!
Me/Dai: BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE! *is waving*
 Kiteko of the Sand · Tue Jan 20, 2009 @ 06:15pm · 2 Comments |
