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"To not be inspired by another person means you're a fool. It means you're absolutely dead intellectually."
-Richard Gladstein

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."
-Pablo Picasso

"Where should we honest men be if we had not our conscience and the satisfaction of duty performed to reward us?"
-Arsene Lupin

"Love is all a matter of timing. It's no good meeting the right person too soon or too late."
-Tony Leung

"This is not about being pretty. This is about GOD."
-Professor Ron Rarick

"Zombies, what is your profession?"- Lemmy the BAMFZ
"BRAINS!"- the Horde

"Understand."
-Bruce Lee

"They say flowers with thorns are the most beautiful."
-Fujiko Mine

"It is the nature of man to confuse genius with insanity."
-Bruce Payne

"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people."
-Hugo Weaving

"A man that does not spend time with his family can never be a real man."
-Marlon Brando

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun."
-Billy Joel

"It's a disappointment. I know. We have them. All of us have them. You use it, you embrace it, then you move on."
-Al Pacino

"If the good Lord had meant for us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates."
-Gene Wilder

"If masturbating was supposed to be cute, pink bunnies would do it in meadows and they'd ejaculate rainbows and flower petals."
-PeeJee -- www.somethingpositive.net

"I've killed somebody with a mongoose. They're such tiny things. I was pretty proud of that."
-Peter Inman

"Do whales fart? And if they do, could one flip over a boat?"
-me

"You guys are bending your own straws. When you do that, it's only thirty percent of your blood flow to your brain."
-Mrs. Pugh

"A fool will generally not know that he is a fool. He will presume himself sufficiently intelligent, and will attempt to pass his knowledge on to you."
-unknown

"Old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway."
-me

"Glitter is the herpes of crafts supplies."
-Dimitri Martin

"Lawyers don't practice justice, they practice law."
-me

"You know you have created God in your own image when he hates all the same people you do."
-a priest I know