Bah, I'm reeeeal bored. Entertain yourself with this. I'll do several versions. This version: Gerard!
Me: *grinning to a point where it's scary* "Hello! You guys rule my socks!" Gerard: *looking confused* "Why your socks?" Me: "I like my socks... See?" *shows socks* (my socks have freakin flames on them... o.O) Gerard: "Niiice. Like mine?" *shows socks* (His has bats on them) Me: "Wanna trade?" *looks hopeful* Gerard: "Sure!" *trades* Me: "HELL YEAH! EBAY HERE I COME!" (I wouldn't trade those socks for anything in real life...)"Oh, autograph too?" FIN!
Now, thats really silly right there, but I would actually do that. Next version: Ray!
Me: "Aye! Hello Ray. Can I play with your hair?" Ray: *looks scared* "W-why?" Me: stare "I'm kidding..."*pokes his hair* "Does stuff get trapped in there?" FIN!
Wow, I was a bit brutal... Next: Mikey!
Me: "MIKEYYYY! Hello." Mikey: "Hi?..." *smiles* Me: "Can I try on your glasses?" Mikey: "Ok, don't break them..." *gives them up* Me: *runs off with them forever and cherishes them till the end of time* Unfortunately, that doesn't happen. Mikey comes with Bob and he beats me with a stick, but I won't give them up. So Mikey hugs me to "death" and I give them up. SUCKER... I got a hug. FIN!
Next Version: Frank... 3nodding I'm getting closer to being done...
Me: "Hi! I loves you guys... You do know that there are thousands of teenies obssessed with you yeah?" Frank: "No, I didn't... how scary." Me: *pulls out a laptop and shows him the thousands of fan storys about him, the pictures, THE HORROR* Frank: *faints* Me: *shakes Frank* "Frank? Fraaaank... oops" *inches away* FIN!
Oh, gosh, finally. Version: Bob. Me: "Hey Bob." Bob: "Hey..." *rubs my head* Me: "I got rubbed by Bob! How cool! Bob, can I have one of your drumsticks?" Bob: "Sure!" *gives drumstick* Me: "Awsome... Bob, people are mean to you on the internet... But I stll likes ya!" *shows Bob how mean people are* Bob: "That's not cool! Lets be buddies and make me popular!" Me: "Sorry, you'll have to bribe me to do that, that's hard work" Bob: "I'll let you on the tour bus..." Me: "Ok! Lets start." FIN!
Pssh. Bob rules. Stay tuned for another one next week!
The Magic Fluff · Sun Oct 23, 2005 @ 08:27am · 5 Comments |