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they kidnapped my girlfriend and asked for an awful lot of money before they would even think about giving her back. i was grateful for the peace and quite so i wasn't in too much of a hurry to settle up. after a while they started posting me little pieces of her, starting with an ear in a soapdish. for some reason they aren't lowering the ransom. it doesnt make sense. they seem to think i'd pay as much for a girlfriend with no thumbs, ears, nose or nipples as i would for one with all her bits still there.