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Performed by adam sandler
**( ) <<<girls in the background...

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Piece of s**t car
I got a piece of s**t car
That ********’ pile of s**t
Never gets me very far

My car’s a big piece of s**t
’cause the shocks are ******** shot
And my seatbelt’s ******** broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(it’s a piece of s**t)

I can’t see through the windshield
’cause it’s got a big ********’ crack
And the interior smells real bad
’cause my friend puked in the back
(it’s a piece of s**t)

(piece of s**t car)
Piece of s**t car
(he’s got a piece of s**t car)
It sucks royal d**k
(that ********’ pile of s**t)
100% crap
(never gets him very far)
Oh ******** you car

It’s got no cd player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(they can bite his a** too)
And I got no ********’ brakes
I’m always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear hey, watch it a*****e
(you ********’ piece of s**t)

(piece of s**t car)
I got piece of s**t car
(he got a piece of s**t car)
Diesel gas sucks my a**
(that ********’ pile of s**t)
That pile of metal s**t
(never gets him very far)

Oh what the ******** did I do
What the ******** did I do
What the ******** did I do
To get stuck with you
You’re too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I’m too broke to buy something new
Oh ******** me

Well the engine likes to flood
The car always ********’ stalls
And the seat cushion’s got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a ******** coat hanger
(what a pain in his a**)
And if a girlie sees my car
There’s no chance I’ll ever bang her
(he never ever gets da p***y)
Hey shut up
(piece of s**t car)
You piece of s**t car

(you got a piece of s**t car)
You piece of s**t car
(piece of s**t car)
Bald ********’ tires
(you got a piece of s**t car)
No rearview ******** mirror
(piece of s**t car)
Seven different colors
(you got a piece of s**t car)
******** rag for a gas cap
(piece of s**t car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(you got a piece of s**t car)
(piece of s**t car)
(you got a piece of s**t car)
(piece of s**t car)
Oh the whole town thinks I’m a loser
(you got a piece of s**t car)
Cabby give me a push
(piece of s**t car...)