Bruce Lee knows how to divide by zero.
Bruce Lee nicknamed his feet Homocide and Genocide.
Bruce Lee invented pain. He then commenced distributing free samples.
Chuck Norris didn't have his trademark stare until Bruce Lee kicked him in the face.
Even after his death, Bruce Lee continued to make movies.
Bruce Lee's foot moves so fast that it travels back in time, killing his enemies before he meets them.
The Berlin wall only came down when Bruce punched it.
Bruce Lee's blood is the strongest stimulate known to man and is capable of raising the dead.
Bruce Lee can roll his Rs.
"No shirt, no shoes, no service" doesn't apply to Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris. Later he felt pity and brought him back from the dead. That was the only mistake Bruce Lee ever made.
Bruce Lee styles his own hair.
Anytime is a good time for Bruce Lee to take off his shirt.
Bruce Lee doesn't know the meaning of the word, lose. He does however know the meaning of the word, hinekugusn, and he's not telling you.
Bruce Lee was disqualified from the US draft due to international treaties.
Bruce Lee is so badass that he kicked his paralysis right out of his body.
Wasabi is actually Bruce Lee's concentrated urine.
Bruce Lee's blood tastes like strawberries.
Bruce Lee once killed an entire Tibetan villiage by standing atop Mt. Everest and flexing.
For a short time in 1985, "No Man's Land" between N.Korea and S.Korea was renamed "Bruce Lee's Oasis of Pain".
Bruce Lee is the only person never pitied by Mr. T
Bruce Lee has two fighting styles: Jeet Kune Do and shirtless Jeet Kune Do.
Bruce Lee is a good driver.
China lost the Opium War only because Bruce Lee was in the john.
Bruce Lee invented the female orgasm.
Bruce Lee lost his virginity in Nagasaki in 1945. He was the only survivor.
There is a number after infinite. That number is Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee didn't die. He spontaneously divided into Jackie Chan and Jet Li. That much badassness just can't fit into one body.
 YourLovingGuardianAngel · Sun Dec 14, 2008 @ 11:53am · 0 Comments |
