The Ebilest Teacher..
Guess who has the ebilest teacher ever.. that's right poor little Kiwi. He asks me the give the exact date to when some old rich people were killed. I love to learn about murders and people getting killed and everything I even knew who killed them but I didn't know this stupid date, So with all of Kiwi's little friends in different classes she had no one to tell her the answer. Zach might have but he was halfway across the room from me so I turned red and answered with an "I don't know." My crazy marine teacher practically called me stupid right there but.. I ace all his tests so.. Anyway. He gives me the hardest questions and even better, the questions that go along with notes that I was unable to copy due to absence. Then he gives everyone these questions and they don't know the answers and I'm almost jumping on my desk and raising my hand. I hope my teacher get sniped..and falls into a puddle of mud..and slips into the highway..and down a cliff into a lake full of sharp rocks and jellyfish and some rabid indians come and eat his legs and ears off. I'll have pleasant dreams then.
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