Today's lesson is how to be a perv... Yes, that's right. I'm going to show you how a master of violations does his magic. There are alot of people... and I mostly mean the guys... who think they know how to make a woman blush and scream. I say that's amateur like and you just get nowhere with it. Any dog can stick their nose in a chick's crotch and get away with. It takes a true D-O-double G to stick his nose in the crotch.. take pictures, sell them on eBay and move on to the next pair of panties. blaugh
As a perv, you need to understand that position is the key point in this retarded art. You need to be able to cause confusion before you cop a feel. while the attention is placed elsewhere by some random object.. like your Wingman or some passed out drunk who fell on your target... then is your time to squeeze a boob or cheek. This art is like pickpocketing.. you have to move in and out before they know what happened. and once if you do catch their attention... don't hide it. A girl will find an honest man is hotter than Antonio Banderas after takin' a shower. Be proud and look that girl right in the eye like you want to say, "It's your move, baby!"
Now these methods may be hit and miss, but I will safely say that if you follow this course... You have issues.. Who in their right mind listens to an idiot? God! I can't believe you read this crap... I bet you even took notes or printed this page! blaugh
G-Angel Izzy Community Member 
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