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CAUTION: THIS TORY INCLUDES DISTURBING NONSENCE SO BE CAREFULV stare
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My Butt Smells Like Doody

Once upon a time there was a boy named theodore who had to doodoo but unfortunatly he didnt make it to the potty(*) so he doodooed on himself and got embarrased infront of the beautiful princess honobooboo(*) and cried the doodoo out of him. The next day(**) the boy had seropius diaria and had to wear xxxxxxxxxxxxl sized diapers. When he walked pass the princess honobooboo's tower(**) Theodore had so much diaria and doodoo held in his system that the diapers where to heavy and it made him fall down(***) and the diaria and doodoo flew out of his system and splated everywhere and that was so much that it flew all the way to the top of the princesses castle. In shock the princess opened her moutn (***) and diaria and doodoo flew into her mouth (***) and she accidentally swallowed it and then(***) she threw up in the boys mouth and had doodoo,diaria, and throw up problems for the rest of their lives.

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