Past witty gems:
*My best friend is a basketball named wilson.
*When I was little, I prayed for a bike. Then I realized god doesn't work that way so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
*Blashemoose cereal bars: WE EAT YOUR LOGIC FOR BREAKFAST! D<
*Because, yes, I AM cool enough to mix German with a slight country twang.
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The word of the day is:___Goldfish!
Sergeant Pancakes · Wed Nov 26, 2008 @ 10:49pm · 0 Comments |