I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
-- Elwyn Brooks White
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
-- David Barry
Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it goes on flying anyway.
-- Mary Kay Ash
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
-- Will Rogers
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare, it is because we do not dare that they are difficult.
-- Seneca
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
-- Elbert Hubbard
At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more test, not winning one more verdict, or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband, a friend, a child, or a parent.
-- Barbara Bush
Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen
To find yourself, think for yourself.
-- Socrates
Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.
-- Bugs Bunny
Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.
-- Dr. Seuss
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost
Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow.
-- Mahatma Gandhi
Admit your errors before someone else exaggerates them.
-- Andrew V. Mason
Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.
-- Mahatma Gandhi
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
-- Cullen Hightower
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
-- Elbert Hubbard
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles M. Schulz
I can last two months on a good compliment.
-- Mark Twain
If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
-- Winnie the Pooh
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
-- A. A. Milne
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
-- Ambrose Bierce
People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.
-- Abigail Van Buren
Those who can't hear the music think the dancer is mad.
-- Anonymous
Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.
-- Eric Golnik
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
-- Gandhi
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
-- Mark Twain
For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.
-- Author Unknown
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
-- Author Unknown
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
-- Rodney Dangerfield.
My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing.
-- Jessica Alba
Reason to smile: Every seven minutes of every day someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
-- Author Unknown
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
-- Charles Bukowski
We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
-- George Bernard Shaw
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So, what the hell, leap!
-- Cynthia Heimel
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-- Elayne Boosler
-- Elwyn Brooks White
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
-- David Barry
Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know that so it goes on flying anyway.
-- Mary Kay Ash
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
-- Will Rogers
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare, it is because we do not dare that they are difficult.
-- Seneca
The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live.
-- Elbert Hubbard
At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more test, not winning one more verdict, or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband, a friend, a child, or a parent.
-- Barbara Bush
Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen
To find yourself, think for yourself.
-- Socrates
Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.
-- Bugs Bunny
Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.
-- Dr. Seuss
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost
Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow.
-- Mahatma Gandhi
Admit your errors before someone else exaggerates them.
-- Andrew V. Mason
Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.
-- Mahatma Gandhi
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
-- Cullen Hightower
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
-- Elbert Hubbard
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles M. Schulz
I can last two months on a good compliment.
-- Mark Twain
If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
-- Winnie the Pooh
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
-- A. A. Milne
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
-- Ambrose Bierce
People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.
-- Abigail Van Buren
Those who can't hear the music think the dancer is mad.
-- Anonymous
Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change.
-- Eric Golnik
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
-- Gandhi
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
-- Mark Twain
For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.
-- Author Unknown
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
-- Author Unknown
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
-- Rodney Dangerfield.
My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing.
-- Jessica Alba
Reason to smile: Every seven minutes of every day someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
-- Author Unknown
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
-- Charles Bukowski
We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
-- George Bernard Shaw
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So, what the hell, leap!
-- Cynthia Heimel
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-- Elayne Boosler
