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Colonel Stinkmeaner and I gets money
I’m black and I’m proud and gets no honeys
Why can’t I get a date its just my fate
I’d rather be alone then have some hood rat as my mate
I’ll smoke any ones boots even though I’m blind
Can’t any of you people see I’m one of a kind
Soulja Boy got nothing on me Ya Trick Ya times two
Ladies I’ll be available on myspace because I got no curfew

I am a rapper feed me beats
If you are a dime piece eat the cereal called mini wheat’s
Only hood people rock pig tails
That’s why I got all the females
I got George Foreman wanting 2 sell everyone my grills
But the funny thing is he don’t got enough money to pay my bills
Im insane I need a shrink
Because my favorite is pink
by my best friend cousin dont steal it losers

Big mac Big mac Big mac
I need a double cheese burger hold the lettuce
Dont be frunting son no seeds on the bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I got a craveing for a number nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here
In this dizzle
for rizzle my nizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr.pepper my brother
Another for your mother
Double double super size
And dont forget the fries
CRISPY!!!!!