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DASHING THOUGH THE SAND WITH A BOMB STAPPED 2 MY BACK
I HAVE A NASTY PLAN 4 CHRISTMAS IN IRAQ
I MADE IT THROUGH CHECKPOINT "A" BUT NOT THROUGH CHECKPOINT "B"
THATS WHEN I GOT SHOT IN a** BY THE US MILITARY
OHHH JINGLE BOMBS JINGLE BOMBS
MINE BLEW UP U SEE
WHERE ALL VIRGINS THAT BENLADEN PROMISED ME
JINGLE BOMBS JINGLE BOMBS
US SOLDIERS SHOT ME DEAD
THE THING HAT I HAVE LEFT IS THIS TOWEL UPON MY HEAD
I USED 2 BE A MAN BUT EVERY TIME I COUGH
THANKS 2 UNCLE SAM MY NUTS KEEP FALLING OFF
MY BOMBING DAY ARE DONE I NEED 2 FIND SOME WORK
PERHAPS IT WOULD BE MUCH SAFER AS CONVENIENCE STORE NIGHT CLERK
OHHHH JINGLE BOMBS JINGLE BOMBS
I THINK I GOT SCREWED
DONT LAUGH AT ME BECAUSE IM DEAD OR I KILL UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU