Week 2:Serving the army!
Journal Entry # 8 week 2:My own little stub
good morning journal
heres my secret for the week! I............. have ADHD
anyway.... di u know i was walking down my street called "Failure Lane" and i noiced ppl selling some microscopes that an actually go as far as 200x! i was like... kewl.... so heres a dialog!
Salesman:hello failure!
me:IM NOT A FAILURE MOTHER !@#$$%%
Salesman surprised ooooh kewl a failure cursed
Me:UR MICROSCOPES SUCK BAWLSSSS
And i stole one from him, just to prove that it was good... i mean bad.
anyway, i was serching in the fail's dictionary and i found a word called......... er.... hm.... yes... i found -truck's horn- and so i went to the microscope and i pulled down my pants to see if i have a dck and guess what? i maximized the whole thing to 200x and guess what i found? A LITTLE STUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rememberr journal, about the first day i wrote in you? well i said i had no d**k, well, now i know that i do have one!!! kewl now i can show it off to ppl in random places in gaia!!!!
Take one
Me:I HAVE A STUB BETWEEN MY LEGS!
anime schoolgirl:......wtfftw?
Take 2
Me:I HAVE A STUB BETWEEN MY LEGS!
anime schoolboy:....................... a wha?
Me:u dont have one?
anime schoolboy: -pulls down pants-
me:AHHHH SO BIIIIIG!
anime schoolboy: eek
Take 3.5 plus 2224441223 divided by 02993940324.432843748247 subtracted by 475648434734.5353435826876752757 times 8573878766357629745.45324553
Me:I HAVE A STUB BETWEEN MY LEGS!
Me...er....author me..... my name is Eric! sheesh so....
Eric:O.O
Me: i said i have a stub wanna see?
Eric:.......... -slowly backs away-
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Eric:-runs away
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and that is all my dear journal
-good night
Journal entry # 10- I join the army's training facility
good morning journal
I love halloween. uh....huhuhuuhuhhuuhuh
well, guess what? i was going around trick or treathing when... some dude came up to me. he was like
dude- -spits-
me-cool! i wanna spit like that!
dude-..... -SLAP!-
me-owwwwww
dude-...... -grope-
so he groped me omfg?
another dude came up to me in the army reserve and he was like.....
army guy-her wanna -
me- DONT GROPE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -gropes-
army guy- WFTDJUBBDVHJJJDSKV Dddd LEGS!Me:I HAVE A STUB BETWEEN MY LEGS!Me:I HAVE A STUB BETWEEN MY LEGS!Me:I HAVE A STUB BETWEEN MY LEGS!Me:I HAVE A STUB BETWEEN MY LEGS!Me:I HAVE A STUB BETWEEN MY LEGS!Me:I HAVE A STUB BETWEEN MY LEGS!Me:I HAVE !!!!!
.... wanna join the army?
me-ok!
so now im in the army. well, i was just going to... hey look my turn to go through the training course
up the wall.....
i look at the rope. "what do we do?" i ask cap'tn capppy.
i look at it again and... put it up my butt. ^_^ feels good.
down the slope....
RUNNN!!!!! i had a gun in my hand and..., shot myself. hey loook! ketchup -drinks-
ahhhh times up oh well
-good night journal
author- ok uh.... bad news.... comp screwed me up so..... i was writing when i hit tab, then clicked and pressed backspacce o.OOOOOOOO SOBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so lets see.. to sum it up,
THE JOURNAL DUDE GOES TO ZOMG, SEES GENERAL GNOME AND JOINS THE GNOME ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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