me and _____ *falls over laughing* went to see Jeff Dunham sunday at the auditorium of my college! i took ____ as a date. Jeff told us right off the bat that this was going to be a Christmas special, *wings around* what!? but the dude was HILLARIOUS! i loved the part where Jose Jalapeno on a Steek got the better of Peanut!
Peanut: ...i think he needs a bigger stick.
Jose: that's not what your mother said.
that was the greatest! there was one time that Jeff accused us all of being Satan worshipers because we all booed Christmas, then later Walter said "is this the place where they all worship Satan?" we all got a kick out of that.
Achmed could nave been better. he had become an emo b***h! at one point he asked Jeff to hold him... i mean, what the hell!? jingle bombs was pretty good though.
me and ______ laughed through the whole thing.
then when the lights came back up and we were walking out of the auditorium, someone put a hand on my shoulder i turned and guess who it was? it was Jahn! the b*****d grew at least a foot since i saw him last! last time we saw each other we were the same height! now he has me by a least a head and i think he was slouching. it was quite the reunion i introduced everybody and we had a big long conversation. i think it was 11:00 when we finally left, him with his dorky parents and me hand in hand with my girl. i walked her home and stood at the door to her dorm for the third time of dating. damn cliches and just like any other good romantic comedy, she pecked me on the lips quick. i looked at her and said: "what the hell was that?" you would think I'd slapped her judging from her response. i proceeded to show her how it's done. nothing fancy, just a moist little two second. i wished her good night then when back to my dorm to finish an advanced physics homework essay.(what a way to end a night right?)
 chatai · Wed Sep 10, 2008 @ 08:15pm · 0 Comments |
