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BonoHoff Begins


The year is 2068 and the earth has been taken over or somthing by the not nice Lord of Silly Meatmen.
Some smart lab type people have maded a mashine to bring the most powerfull and coolest people from the past into the future to stop the
meanness and maybee fined owt wy I cant spll rite.

A wormwhole showded up next to an aneb...anebrea...drunk
David Hasslehoff who was enjoying a nice floor burger
He climbeded in thinking he could get drunk from it

Mr.T was angry cuz he lost a fight aganst Gary Coleman
and also he was angry
Another wurmhole shouded up next to him and thinkin he had nuthin to liv four...he leapd in with a mity "Foo!"

Chuck Norris just got dun with roundhows kiking Gary Coleman into a
trashcan when anothr wormyhle showed up next to him
Thinking he could roundhows kick it,he jumpd in.

Bono stuud atap Mownt Ev...everes...big mowntan cuz he just kild Super Cancer!
The last wormhole apered next to hym
thinking he cold save it.he jumpded in


A malfunction happen in the tyme rift cuz also its a tyme mashine
and they all trans4rmed together

"Oh noez!!" the lab guyz sayded

"Whats wrong?!" sayd Morgan Freemans voys

I bet ur all wundering wy he sownds lyke Morgan Freeman...Mr.T is Morgan Freeman...thats wy Fool!


Part 2 is coming soon!