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here's a chance to get a good laugh in for the day...hehe...just pick from each category the month and day you were born and the color of the shirt you're wearing (if any)...combine the corresponding phrases and see what you get ^^ could be good...could be bad...could make no sense at all...just remember this is just for fun ^^ so go ahead and give it a try

your birthday

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran naked with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)- I ran shirtless with
7 (July) - I kissed
8 (Aug) - I hugged
9 (Sept) - I ********
10 (Oct) - I smoked with
11 (Nov) - I banged
12 (Dec) - I robbed



Pick the day (number) you were born on...




01 - the trojan man
02 - hobo
03 - the cooke monster
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 - a rock star
07 - Paris Hilton
08 - a sexy man
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a gangsta
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 - barney the dinosaur
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a dog
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg
20 - yo momma
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 - lil wayne
24 - a whore
25 - a teletubby
26 - my boyfriend/girlfriend
27 - a condom
28 - a bag of weed
29 - my lover
30 - my ex boyfriend/ex girlfriend
31 -a mop



Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...




White - because im cool like that
Black - because I love weed
Pink - because i have AMAZING Boobs
Red - because im good in bed
brown - because i like to snort cocaine
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
blue - because that bum stole my taco
Other - because I'm retarded
Green -because i still love him/her
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
grey - because im the sexiest b***h alive
Tye dye- because Im a ******** scuba diver
none- because i have a killer six pack